Lobster sex
2008-02-09 | Filed under Lobsters |
So, you’ve heard the one about the woman who tortured a lobster she was using as a sex toy, unfortunately prompting it to defecate mud shrimp eggs which hatched and made like Aliens, except with sea monkeys instead of Giger? Well, if not, now you have.
Needless to say, Snopes heard the tale, and offers a rather perfunctory debunking. Intrepid reporter Dan Savage eviscerates the story more thoroughly.
Oddly, neither of them mentions one of the least believable details: the idea that an emergency responder would vomit at the sight of mud shrimp.
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So, between this and the lobster statue sex toy you posted, are you trying to tell us something? Have you developed a predilection for astakophilia?