Unsecured underpants
2008-03-11 | Filed under Pets |
Kiko is no longer a whirlwind of puppy destruction, but she still chews things if the mood strikes her. (Usually when she hasn’t gotten enough exercise. Potential dog owners contemplating sporting breeds, take note. When people tell you the dog needs frequent and regular exercise, they really mean it.) My underpants are a favorite target (and a much less expensive option than others, so I can’t really complain). Instead of being careful to store said underpants more securely, I simply discard when necessary.
Except when I forget, and they ends up in the wash again. And I, not being a morning person, pay very little attention to the specifics of underpants when I get dressed from work. (Aside from confirming that a) I’m wearing them and b) they’re not backwards or inside out.) Thus I find myself at work with an amusing hole in my underpants.
This may be part of a cunning plan; Kiko is very smart. Perhaps she has realized that liver treats are procured using money. Perhaps this variant of the underpants business model is intended to bring her riches and treats.
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