Squidy sex

Scientists at the Institute of Marine Research in Vigo investigated sex between giant squid, which they deem “a fairly violent affair” involving a penis that is “a bit like a high-pressure fire hose.”

But having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body. And this does not seem to have been an isolated incident since two of the eight males that had stranded in the north-east Atlantic before had also accidentally inseminated themselves.

giant_squid_250188.jpg

But fans of squid slash can take heart: “It is also possible that the sperm packages had come from other males that they had ‘bumped’ into, in the dark depths of the ocean.”

Comments

One Response to “Squidy sex”

  1. Peter on 2008-07-31 6:35 pm

    What a wonderful putdown: “Ah, go inject yourself, buddy.”
    ===================
    Detectives Beyond Borders
    “Because Murder Is More Fun Away From Home”
    http://detectivesbeyondborders.blogspot.com/

Leave a Reply