April fools

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I was too lazy to come up with anything of my own, so instead I’ll highlight the work of others:

1. Wild Cards Meets Ice & Fire
2. Gmail Custom Time
3. An engagement announcement

#3 was not actually an April Fool’s joke, but it makes me happy nonetheless.

Arthur C. Clarke

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Last night I caught the tail end of an NPR bit, referring to Clarke in the past tense. Not surprising, given his advanced age, but sad nonetheless.

I read “The Star” when I was a kid; it was included in one of the anthologies my mom owned. It’s not Clarke’s best known work, but it’s the one I always think of first when I think of him—or, for that matter, the science fiction field.

When ephemera isn’t

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Earlier this week, a friend wore this T-shirt. It’s a cute shirt, an obvious reference to Portal (which I still have not gotten around to playing), even if it implicates the cake itself. In short, ephemera threads.

And I realized that my internal editor doesn’t necessarily screen for relevance. I suspect “the cake is a lie” will remain part of my vocabulary, just as I will occasionally comment that “Kenya’s got lions.” It’s a curious way of dating yourself. It doesn’t necessarily imply anything about when you started, just where you were at a certain point. The mind doesn’t stagnate.

Pop culture doesn’t cycle. It accretes.

Six-legged octopus

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Henry the Hexapus

Apparently Henry is down two limbs because of a birth defect.

Sing like a pirate day

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1881 program It seems like the Talk Like A Pirate crew messed up by picking a day in September. February 29 is a much better choice. I guess they were willing to sacrifice G&S coolness in favor of quantity (to keep up with the ninjas, one presumes).

Cheeseburger in paradise

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Where paradise is a can. Ah, the genius of German cuisine.

Let the lolcatting begin.

Canned cheeseburger

Why yes, I am feeling a bit peckish.

Old MacDonald had a farm

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E-i ei o
And on that farm he had a Gundam
E-i ei o

Gundam farming

Because a mobile suit is the perfect solution to the problem of an aging workforce in an industry that depends upon manual labor.

This makes me happy

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An octopus cuddling his Mr. Potato Head.

Searching for sex

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Want to waste time playing with Google Trends parameters? Come on, you know you do. How about this graph depicting the frequency of sexuality-related search terms?

Trends

My first reaction: disbelief.

How is it possible that “lesbian” isn’t a kajillion times higher? Because we all know that’s what you heterosexual men are searching for online.

Drug dealers hate Santa

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Fortunately, no reindeer or Santas were harmed in the incident.